So I found out I have high cholesterol. Great. I can do this, lean meats etc.
But I forgot one thing: my family.
Family dinner, the night after I found I need a lifestyle change: spareribs in bbq sauce, mashed white potatoes. No salad. Clearly, I thought to myself, this will take some work.
Last night, we had my nephew’s birthday party. He’s two! And loves macaroni. But my Dad was worried that the kids wouldn’t eat whole wheat pasta, because it’s brown. So white pasta. And garlic bread, white of course. And the sauce was complemented with prepackaged meatballs. At least there was salad… it was caesar though, so that doesn’t help either.
And cake.
Well, I can’t complain about anyone else regarding the cake. It was an old-school hot milk cake, with plenty of whole milk and butter. I baked it, I should know. And homemade buttercream icing. I spent the afternoon at Mom and Dad’s icing it, old-school star pattern.
Why yes, that *is* a Mickey Mouse cake. The pan is from the 1970s. So delightfully retro, I had great fun putting it all together. Here’s the end result:
I am so pleased with how it all came together. The lovely saturated colour on the buttercream is thanks to Duff’s gel colour (the Charm City Cakes guy!). It turned out just like I had hoped. My wee nephew loved it too, he was so excited to see Mickey. Hot milk cake is perfect for an old-school birthday cake, it is moist and sweet.
Retro Hot Milk Cake like Mom used to make, and Grammie too.
4 eggs
2 cups sugar
2 cups all-purpose flour
2 teaspoons baking powder
Pinch of salt
1 vanilla extract or other flavoring
1 cup milk
1/4 pound (1 stick or 8 tablespoons) butter
Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Grease and flour two 8- or 9-inch cake pans. THIS NEEDS TO BE DONE VERY THOROUGHLY. If you’re not using a shaped pan like I did, I would even take and cut out a round of parchment for the base of the pan, then grease and flour the sides.
Beat eggs well — until light (5-10 minutes). They should look lemony in colour. Gradually add sugar and beat until light and fluffy.
Meanwhile, in a separate bowl, combine flour, baking powder and salt. Add to creamed mixture and fold together.
Heat milk and butter in a saucepan until hot but not boiling. Add vanilla to the milk and butter. Add hot milk mixture and vanilla to cake batter slowly, in batches – you want to temper the eggs in the batter, not cook them – and stir until JUST combined, then pour into prepared pans. If you overmix, the cake will get too chewy.
Bake 25 to 30 minutes, or just until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Took me about 40 minutes for the large cake. Cool on a wire rack. Frost with favorite icing. I used a basic buttercream.
Makes two 8- or 9-inch layers, or one big ol’ retro cake pan as above.






























